Random and Useless Thoughts

Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag

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  1. The three most recognized Western names in China are Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, & Elvis Presley.
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What I wonder is if Jesus were Jewish then how come the only people I know named Jesus are Puerto Rican

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What came first. The chicken or the egg???

Also how do some trans girls get to be so fucking fine?!?!? There I said it!!!

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There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

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The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

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All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

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On a long enough timeline everyone’s life expectancy goes to zero.

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In space, astronauts are unable to cry, because there is no gravity and the tears won’t flow.

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Edward Kawak always gave me the creeps

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Is there telepaths and what do they see?

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I know it…. Much to my wife’s dismay

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  1. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
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  1. There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S that there are real ones.
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54 percent first-borns believe they are more responsible than their younger siblings, while 46 percent of younger siblings claim they are funnier.

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And people think they don’t have any extra time

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I’ve said it so many times it’s lost all meaning.

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Abraham Lincoln is in the National Wrestling Hall of Fame, having lost only once in more than 300 matches.

Tongue prints are as unique as fingerprints.

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