Texas is also the only state that is allowed to fly its state flag at the same height as the U.S. flag
3 Likes
- The three most recognized Western names in China are Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, & Elvis Presley.
2 Likes
What I wonder is if Jesus were Jewish then how come the only people I know named Jesus are Puerto Rican
3 Likes
What came first. The chicken or the egg???
Also how do some trans girls get to be so fucking fine?!?!? There I said it!!!
4 Likes
There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.
1 Like
The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
3 Likes
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
2 Likes
On a long enough timeline everyone’s life expectancy goes to zero.
3 Likes
In space, astronauts are unable to cry, because there is no gravity and the tears won’t flow.
3 Likes
Edward Kawak always gave me the creeps
1 Like
Is there telepaths and what do they see?
1 Like
I know it…. Much to my wife’s dismay
1 Like
- Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
1 Like
- There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S that there are real ones.
2 Likes
54 percent first-borns believe they are more responsible than their younger siblings, while 46 percent of younger siblings claim they are funnier.
2 Likes
And people think they don’t have any extra time
3 Likes
3 Likes
I’ve said it so many times it’s lost all meaning.
1 Like
Abraham Lincoln is in the National Wrestling Hall of Fame, having lost only once in more than 300 matches.
Tongue prints are as unique as fingerprints.
1 Like